Silly Willy
stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

iheartyoubutivechosentechno:

how i want to do this every day

iheartyoubutivechosentechno:

how i want to do this every day

You have survived your entire life up until this point. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life and here you are. You go, motherfucker. You are awesome.
Unknown (via mourningmelody)
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals get an extra hour in the ball pit.